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"Eight Sleep’s most advanced product bundles retailed for more than $5,000 at the time of the October 2025 AWS outage."

Contemporary reporting placed Eight Sleep's most advanced bundles above $5,000, making a description of the top-end system as costing roughly $5,000 defensible.

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